THE LIST 
Volume 1


What you don’t know about women.

· The annoying character traits that a woman exhibits the most, are the same character traits she detests in others.

· A woman does not want to pick the movie that she wants to see. She does not want you to pick the movie that you want to see. She wants you to pick the movie that she wants to see.

· Guys… You have at least one friend that she wouldn’t mind having sex with and probably one friend that she already has.

· A woman that will not eat in front of you cannot be trusted.

· Women work off of a point scale similar to the SAT’s: (-2) points for not doing something she expects; (0) points for doing what she expects; (+1) for going beyond her expectations. Most men can only hope to break-even.

· Flowers today don’t help you for anything you did yesterday or anything you will do tomorrow. Flowers only help you for what she thinks you did today.

· When you feel like you want to ask her “what’s wrong?”… DON’T. When you feel like you need to ask her “what’s wrong?”… Go ahead and ask.

· Men… don’t feel bad. When it comes down to it, women don’t even understand them selves.

· As much as women claim to be “independent”… very few of them actually want to be.

· After a break-up, women prefer to see their “ex” with a woman that is fatter, uglier, and trashier than she is. On the other hand, men prefer to see their “ex” with a man that is taller, better looking, and richer. 

· Good sex is a bigger deal to women. 

· No matter how wrong they have been in the past, a woman will always believe her girlfriends first.

· Between sex and money, most women will choose both.

· A woman can do anything and everything a man can do, with the exception of accepting fault and accountability. Not saying that women are not responsible people, they are… just that, when things go wrong, it’s always because of someone else.

· What ever the two of you do and/or discuss in the privacy of your own home… her girlfriend and her mother will soon know all about it.

· Women think men that own cats are weird.

· When women say they want a man that is not afraid to cry… they are only referring to events involving the death of a family member, the family dog, or the “re-living” of a horrific childhood experience.

· Women think all men fantasize about being with two women, when men actually fantasize about being with one woman that can do the job of two.

· A woman thinks: everything a man does, says something about how he feels about her.

· After great sex… women want to fall asleep too.